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Plaster your face on swim shorts featuring a funny face or a seductive smile. Lined inside with mesh brief...
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Ships in 2 - 3 days
US delivery $9.95
Everything made to order
Float and freestyle in the water with your face on swim shorts.
Care instructions
Wash at 86°F, low tumble dry heat, hang to dry, do not wring, low heat iron.
I mean, not your actual face, but your face on swim shorts. They are made from a breathable waterproof fabric which is 100% water resistant. PU coated on one side, means that not only is the material resistant to water and wetting, but it's super quick to dry as well. Certified as 100% breathable as well, you can make sure that your junk gets the airflow it deserves both in and out of the water.
While your custom swimming shorts with face on them are breathable, we don't take making them lightly. We print your design onto the waterproof fabric using a special technique that bonds the eco-friendly inks to the fibers of the material. This way, your design is long-lasting and won't peel off, and it resists fading (although any color will eventually fade over time with prolonged sun exposure).
After printing comes assembly. Our seamstresses sew together and hem your swim shorts. The result is a super sharp looking garment that's ready to make a big splash.
| XXS: | XS: | S: | M: | L: | XL: | 2XL: | 3XL: | 4XL: | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Waist | XXS: 69 - 72 cm 27.1 - 28.3 " | XS: 73 - 76 cm 28.7 - 29.9 " | S: 77 - 80 cm 30.3 - 31.4 " | M: 81 - 84 cm 31.8 - 33 " | L: 85 - 88 cm 33.4 - 34.6 " | XL: 89 - 92 cm 35 - 36.2 " | 2XL: 93 - 96 cm 36.6 - 37.7 " | 3XL: 97 - 100 cm 38.1 - 39.3 " | 4XL: 101 - 104 cm 39.7 - 40.9 " |
| Hips | XXS: 88 - 91 cm 34.6 - 35.8 " | XS: 92 - 95 cm 36.2 - 37.4 " | S: 96 - 99 cm 37.7 - 38.9 " | M: 100 - 103 cm 39.3 - 40.5 " | L: 104 - 107 cm 40.9 - 42.1 " | XL: 108 - 111 cm 42.5 - 43.7 " | 2XL: 112 - 115 cm 44 - 45.2 " | 3XL: 116 - 119 cm 45.6 - 46.8 " | 4XL: 120 - 123 cm 47.2 - 48.4 " |
Measure around your natural waistline - which is the soft squidgy part just under your ribs.
Measure around the fullest part (across buttocks).